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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 20.8 hrs on record (14.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 23 May, 2024 @ 9:07am
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Early Access Review
THE GAME IS CHALLENGING.
Here's my first adventure.
I was on my way to try and find a friend that was going to help me through the basics.
so i gathered up a stone axe, a bow, quiver, small bag, and no socks. as i was running further and further my feet started to bleed as i almost was dead from foot abrasions and being smacked by puppets. i was super hungry\thirsty as well. come to find out we were in a hardcore server for my first go....
so i manage to scavenge a few olives then maybe 2 grapes as i'm making my 2 hour irl time journey across a massive map. I find myself in a small town trying to pick grapes as i see a few zombies in the near distance. at this time i have zero % water and 12% hunger so i find a ladder to sneak up and rest trying for the life of me to figure out how to heal my wounds and not bleed out, I was so close to getting to my friend after all that time. i lay and rest as i see a watering can. i get up and i chug that watering can like theres no tomorrow i almost shed real tears. the frustration of my journey was almost traumatizing. and here i am at 3% health laying on the floor no longer thirst or hungry with a notification saying bladder is full. so i pee out the drop of the ladder and bam a zombie comes running over. they can't climb ladders thankfully but i couldn't hit it and i needed just a few more rags to bandage my feet. so i said F%^ck it i readied my bow and jumped down. with a swift flick of the mouse and no retical i somehow manage to get the perfect drop shot headshot. and then i got the clothes and made rags. wasn't enough rags so i used my pants and then i was naked waist down. i hid in a room on a bed near by till i recovered and then ran to my friend as we united and i tell him of my journey. and then a horde swoops me up from behind and i died. mission complete.
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