Here ♥♥♥♥ Santa Claus, here ♥♥♥♥ Santa Claus, right down slutty girl lane! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is your daddy not giving you enough cummies?! Hold up, ho! It's cummy SEASON! Push that daddy to the side and let a NEW father in YOUR CHIMNEY!! Father CHRISTMAS, the KING of cummies! That's right, he's been making little girls squishy for CENTURIES. Don't mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the NAUGHTIESTgirls squishy! So send this to all the nastiest girls you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get back and you're a basic coal-slinging ♥♥♥♥♥. Get back and you get eaten like cookiesand slurped like milk! Get back and Santa's big ♥♥♥♥ will grow sizes inside of you! Get back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get yummy nummy squishy cummies until next Christmas!

(This one... is for my one and only true love, Princess Peach)
Peach, you're so cool
And with my Star, we're gonna rule
Peach, understand
I'm gonna love you 'til the very end
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
I love you, oh!
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
I love you, oh!
Mario, Luigi, and a Donkey Kong, too
A thousand troops of Koopas couldn't keep me from you
Princess Peach, at the end of the line
I'll make you mine, oh!
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
I love you, oh!
Peaches! Peaches!
Peach! PEACH!!

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