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57.8 hrs on record
Tolles Spiel nur empfehlenswert.
Posted 24 November, 2022.
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0.8 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
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Waking up with monkey, monkeys next to me
Nothing makes me happier than primate sex wee
Waking up with my monkey my monkeys next to me
Nothing can make me happy like sex with my monkey
Me and my monkey
Me and my monkey
Packing the bum, monkey comes along
Me and my monkey getting high
Me and my monkey walking through the town
Going all around, hop in a cab
Can't afford the Uber, a lifts not here and
Taxi sooner, walking through the town with my monkey
Walking through the town with my monkey
Monkey
Monkey
Me and my monkey, me and my monkey
Me and my monkey, me and my monkey
I've got pants, he does not
I've got pants he does not me and my monkey
Walking through the park now it gets dark
Sun has gone down
Monkey unzips my pants
Taste a banana between his hands
Me an my monkey
Monkey likes to eat my parasites
Monkey likes to get very high
Me and my monkey
Me and my monkey
Oh mr. chimpo, do you love me?
Oh mr. chimpo, make love to me
Oh mr. chimpo, do you love me?
Oh mr. chimpo, make love to me
Me and my monke,
Monkey doesn't wear any pants
Monkey does the sexiest of dances
Monkey doesn't wear any pants
But monkey really can [ __ ] dance
Me and my monkey
Me and my monkey
Monkey takes my hands takes me for a walk
Down to the bay out on the dock
Monkey spins up on the round and shakes his little ass
He says look at me
Shake your little ass monkey
Shake your little ass monkey
Dirty little monkey
Such a dirty monkey
Monkey has a tiny little ♥♥♥♥
It's very thin
Monkey has a tiny little ♥♥♥♥
He's carrying no girth, it's very thin
Bright and red like my dog's
Occasionally he [ __ ] logs yep
Picking maggots from a decaying tree
Finds a little hole takes a little pee
Sticks his ♥♥♥♥ in the hole, ejaculates sticks
His finger in has a little taste
Me and, y monke
Hes just a [ __ ] monkey
Me and my monkey
Little little monkey
Me and my monkey
Adorable monkey
Rubbing on all of his fur
Like a little kitty he purrs
He does the sexiest thing when I put him in a bra
He takes off his panties
Panties
Little monkey panties
Dirty little monkey panties
Me and my monkey
Me and my monkey sitting by a pond
Fishy splash around ducks and swans
Monkey really
Likes it here
Feels so serene
Me and monkey playing tambourines
Me and my monkey and tambourines
Me and my monkey and tambourines
I had a pet turtle but monkey didn't like it
I came home one day and monkey was trying to fight it
Monkey said the turtle has to go
Through that turtle out that window
I call him Mr. Jimbo I think he's really smart
Except when he wakes up and unleashes farts
My head was under blankets and monkey ripped ass
I didn't really care for that and beat his [ __ ] ass
Monkey is very strong he ripped off my face
I died in a bloody pool
If we were astronauts I'd take you to space
Up there we'd float around and get naked every place
If I were an astronaut I'd take monkey to space
We'd float around up there naked in space
Tweaking on my nipples with his monkey thumbs
Ambidextrous fingers can be so fun
Me and my monkey
Me and my monkey

The game gets three chairs from a table.

Surce: Musixmatch
Posted 28 June, 2022.
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9.0 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Yoah tolles Spiel, man ist ein Männchen was lauchiger ist als Jonas und bekämpft sich mit verschiedensten Waffen, moves und nicht zuvergessen mit Jonas. Das Spiel bekommt von mir Acht Löffel von drei Flaschen.
Posted 28 June, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
29.0 hrs on record (28.1 hrs at review time)
So fassen wir die Story erstmal kurz zusammen: Ein Flugzeug stürzt ab, dein Jimmy wird von nem roten Alien entführt du wirst die ganze seit von Opas verfolgt die dich über die ganze Insel jagen nur um ein Autogramm zubekommen sobald du eine Schlaf Möglichkeit hast schnuppern dir die Opas an deinen Zehen. Dein ziel ist es Jimmy zubefreien der in irgend einem Apparat fest steckt und dann ein neues Kind zusuchen weil Jimmy sonst nicht aufwacht. Die Story ist ganz Cool das Spiel an sich bekommt von mir sechs Stiefel von drei Hühnern, die Mechanik ist supa was ich auch super finde ist das man den Opas und natürlich nicht zuvergessen Jonas die Arme und Beine abhacken kannst und dan ihre Beine frisst und sie verbrennen kannst. Das Spiel im ganzen sind vier Kühe aus Zehn Schweinen.
Posted 28 June, 2022. Last edited 28 June, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,427.5 hrs on record (1,181.6 hrs at review time)
Tolles Spiel
Posted 11 February, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,521.1 hrs on record (1,428.1 hrs at review time)
Ich kann dieses Spiel nur Empfehlen da es eine Super Grafik hat, die Steuerung ist auch leicht und es macht einfach nur Spaß zu spielen. Einfach nur Klasse! Super
Posted 28 November, 2021. Last edited 29 November, 2024.
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