December 8th, 2017. You should all write this date down. This is the day, humanity was saved. "Well who was its savior?" you may ask, well, I'll tell you. It was none other than Nikita, also known was Ghost_RUS. He is the one, the only, savior. Who the ♥♥♥♥ is Jesus Christ, Muhammad, The Buddha or Yhwh, compared to this man? They. Are. NOBODIES.

As soon as i downloaded this game, a woman came to my door and asked for my hand in marriage. When i downloaded this, my penis grew an 12 extra inches. I am now proud to say i have a 5 inch penis, along with Jeff Bezoz coming to my door and handing me ownership of Amazon.

He said he was so impressed with how well i played UBISOG (Ukrainian Ball in Search of Gas) that he felt the voice of god tell him to begin worshiping me instead of himself. My father even came back from going out to buy a pack of smokes 14 years ago. Overall, buy this game if you want to get laid, dont if you're gay or something.

Overall I give this a 1/10, not because it sucks, but just because now that i own amazon and have a wife, i no longer have the time to play UBISOG.