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understand what a misfortune it is.
-- Kierkegaard, 1813-1855.
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NOTICE:
-- THE ELEVATORS WILL BE OUT OF ORDER TODAY --
(The nearest working elevator is in the building across the street.)
😲
God gives us relatives; thank goodness we can chose our friends.
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Put a pot of chili on the stove to simmer. Let it simmer. Meanwhile,
broil a good steak. Eat the steak. Let the chili simmer. Ignore it.
-- Recipe for chili from Allan Shrivers, former governor
of Texas.
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C-3PO:
Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating
an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1!
Han Solo:
Never tell me the odds!
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"Just out of curiosity does this actually mean something or have some
of the few remaining bits of your brain just evaporated?"
-- Patricia O Tuama, [email protected]
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