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1.1 hrs on record
There are 2 wolves inside of you, the one you become in game and the one that was always inside of you.
Posted 2 December, 2024.
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24.1 hrs on record
Suffering Builds Character -> Suffering Builds Character -> Suffering Builds Character -> Suffering Builds Character
Posted 6 November, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
My laptop has some really good specs, way above the recommended requirements in every department and it could not run this game. It stuttered every 5 seconds in the first level, even during cut scenes. I tried lowering my settings to the lowest possible, no improvements. I followed guides and steam discussions on what settings to change, no improvements. I tried playing Offline Mode, no improvements. I tried uninstalling and reinstalling, no improvements. I tried restarting my laptop, no improvements. I tried editing the configuration and engine settings files, no improvements. I tried changing the compatibility to Windows 8, no improvements. I don't have AMD so it can't be related to that.

I am not mad honestly, just disappointed.
Posted 3 October, 2024. Last edited 4 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
47.9 hrs on record (42.0 hrs at review time)
I wish bugs were real
Posted 15 May, 2024.
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26.4 hrs on record
You can start every single playthrough by legalising child labour.
Posted 30 January, 2024.
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46.5 hrs on record
The one time Crit Braum won't get you reported for trolling.
Posted 30 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
61.4 hrs on record (61.3 hrs at review time)
Omori is the only game that made me cry when listening to a kazoo cover of its soundtrack.
Posted 30 January, 2024.
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112 people found this review helpful
48 people found this review funny
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138.8 hrs on record (138.6 hrs at review time)
This game is a gateway drug into Indie Games, be careful when taking the Shovel pill.

When I played Hollow Knight for the first time I pogo'd on a single enemy and went "OMG its Shovel Knight" and played through the entire story.

When I played Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, I saw the Knight unit and went "OMG it has a shield like Shield Knight" and beat every campaign.

I played Omori and saw the pixel graphics and went "OMG its just like the Shovel Knight artstyle" and 100% the entire game and even learnt how to mod Omori.

I went outside and saw grass, thought "Shovels dig up grass" and realised that grass is a Shovel Knight reference making me want the earth to reclaim me so I could become Dirt Knight.

Update as of 2024:
I have now 100%'d Shadows Over Loathing, Super Lesbian Animal RPG, Bug Fables and Slay the Princess. I have like 5 Indie Games in my backlog at all times. I have also been modding Terraria.
Posted 24 November, 2023. Last edited 19 May, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1,009.2 hrs on record (518.2 hrs at review time)
> Be Me
> Get HOI4
> Look at nations to play
> Lets try France
> Build forts near Belgium, I will not be defeated as easily as France IRL
> Goof around until 1939
> Germany does illegal things to Poland
> Doesn't matter, I am going to re-enact WW1
> I don't know how to use Anti-Tank weapons and Planes
> Germany rolls up with Tanks and Close Air Support
> They get past my forts
> I capitulate
> Realise that I was just France IRL
> Dad walks in
> "Are you winning son?"
> I turn around
> I have this sudden urge to eat baguettes
> "En Garde you English swine!"
> I draw my rapier
> I trip immediately afterwards.
> My Dad has the power to make me trip? I cannot defeat that!
> I surrender. But I will have my revenge by winning the 1998 FIFA World Cup.
10/10 game, allowed me to become French.
Posted 27 June, 2021.
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71 people found this review helpful
16 people found this review funny
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2.3 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Pros:
- The movement is so good. It really adds "Chaos" to the mix.
- Guns feel more unique and separate from other shooters.
- Explosions.

Cons:
- I want more people to download this game.
- I want more players.
- Please, I am desperate.
Posted 27 June, 2021.
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