Recent reviews by BananaGooZ

Woooooooooooooo

Hahaha... it's still trash

This gave me a phobia of oceans, or rather the unknown. But it was pretty fun (the ass clenching to save my life aside)

It is one of those unique survival games that you should try atleast once, i just wish it had co-op so i could hear my friends scream :P

Why.... why aren't you buying this game, are you dumb? NO, ARE YOU DUMB?? HUH???
buy it


P.s it's pretty fun hehe

I will fight a kid to play this game

If your chest, eyes and PC aren't burning after a run, you're doing something wrong.

Playing this game feels like snorting cocaine and masturbating at the same time.

SO MUCH ACTION, SO MUCH CHAOS, SO MUCH DOPAMINE!!!!!!

I am SOO at peace while playing this game, i love the exploration and the weird mechanics this game has.
There are so many things to write in this review BUT i don't want to ruin your experience.

Don't look this game up, don't read any more reviews, go into it blind YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT <3

Honestly, this game feels like 2D Elden Ring. The hype around the game was ACCURATE which is very rare nowadays, and i actually had so much fun playing this game.

I am going back to poke some bugs with my stick and i 100% recommend you do the same.
This game is worth a buy.

I’ve played this game over 3 times, I know playtime doesn’t show it because I used to play it on my brothers account.
If you are looking to play something different and unique i 100% recommend this game.
But, do try to get it on sale :P

I only had 2 balls before playing this game, now i have 3.
I became American during the entire playthrough and would have sacrificed myself for any BRO.
HOP ON and grow another ball and if you're a woman, you might become a bro.... so take precaution!