fonz!e who are you and why do you have 2/8 achievements in a game called burger 2

Wan play gta, my messaging isn't working

GMOD forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

♥♥♥♥ ME

F ME

-Rep After a good game in cs, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a cs lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he's gay. Don't trust this guy.