if you were a dare , how dare you ?

dzien dobry

Każda planeta naszej galaktyki posiada pokłady
magicznej energii zwanej Fluxem.
Tutaj na Akillianie, mówimy na nią Oddech.
Flux jest tak potężny, że musi podlegać kontroli.
Wyjątek stanowią mecze futbolu,
najwspanialszego sportu we wszechświecie.
Niestety, piętnaście lat temu planeta Akillian
padła ofiarą tajemniczego wybuchu,
który zabrał nam oddech
i pogrzebał szanse na zwycięstwo
w pucharze Galactik Football.
Piętnaście lat bez drużyny z prawdziwego zdarzenia.
Nic, tylko lód i śnieg.
Ale nadzieja powraca!
Młodzi, nowi zawodnicy chcą przywrócić Akillianowi Oddech.
Mają szanse odmienić nasz los!
Galactik Football!

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So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our fellow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop . "Go ahead" I say. "The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I dont smile because i was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare.

panda kumo chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan