Progres Pencapaian POSTAL 2 CROWBλR

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Didapatkan pada 18 Okt 2019 @ 12:43pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Didapatkan pada 14 Jun 2019 @ 10:42pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Didapatkan pada 27 Mar 2020 @ 12:13pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Didapatkan pada 14 Jun 2019 @ 10:54pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Didapatkan pada 15 Jun 2019 @ 12:19am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Didapatkan pada 15 Jun 2019 @ 1:29am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Didapatkan pada 15 Jun 2019 @ 1:38pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Didapatkan pada 15 Jun 2019 @ 11:44pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Didapatkan pada 16 Jun 2019 @ 4:55pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Didapatkan pada 8 Apr 2021 @ 4:46pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Didapatkan pada 15 Jun 2019 @ 4:41pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Didapatkan pada 27 Mar 2020 @ 11:57am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Didapatkan pada 18 Okt 2019 @ 1:44pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2019 @ 8:11am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Didapatkan pada 27 Mei 2020 @ 9:40am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Didapatkan pada 6 Agu 2021 @ 6:01pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Didapatkan pada 16 Jun 2019 @ 4:18pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Didapatkan pada 8 Apr 2021 @ 4:50pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Didapatkan pada 15 Jun 2019 @ 11:07pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Didapatkan pada 8 Apr 2021 @ 4:18pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Didapatkan pada 22 Jun 2019 @ 8:11pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Didapatkan pada 25 Mei 2020 @ 4:54pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Didapatkan pada 8 Apr 2021 @ 4:22pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Didapatkan pada 24 Jun 2019 @ 10:55am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Didapatkan pada 14 Jun 2019 @ 11:31pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 15 Jun 2019 @ 12:25am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Didapatkan pada 15 Jun 2019 @ 1:20am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Didapatkan pada 14 Jun 2019 @ 10:45pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Didapatkan pada 15 Jun 2019 @ 1:54am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 13 Jul 2019 @ 2:01pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Didapatkan pada 22 Jun 2019 @ 7:09pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Didapatkan pada 13 Jul 2019 @ 2:05pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Didapatkan pada 15 Des 2020 @ 5:25pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mar 2022 @ 6:03pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

6 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

12 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

8 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

19 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30