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Succès remportés : 34 sur 89 (38%)
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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Débloqué le 18 oct. 2019 à 12h43

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Débloqué le 14 juin 2019 à 22h42

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Débloqué le 27 mars 2020 à 12h13

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Débloqué le 14 juin 2019 à 22h54

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Débloqué le 15 juin 2019 à 0h19

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Débloqué le 15 juin 2019 à 1h29

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Débloqué le 15 juin 2019 à 13h38

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Débloqué le 15 juin 2019 à 23h44

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Débloqué le 16 juin 2019 à 16h55

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Débloqué le 8 avr. 2021 à 16h46

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Débloqué le 15 juin 2019 à 16h41

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Débloqué le 27 mars 2020 à 11h57

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Débloqué le 18 oct. 2019 à 13h44

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Débloqué le 24 déc. 2019 à 8h11

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Débloqué le 27 mai 2020 à 9h40

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Débloqué le 6 aout 2021 à 18h01

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Débloqué le 16 juin 2019 à 16h18

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Débloqué le 8 avr. 2021 à 16h50

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Débloqué le 15 juin 2019 à 23h07

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Débloqué le 8 avr. 2021 à 16h18

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Débloqué le 22 juin 2019 à 20h11

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Débloqué le 25 mai 2020 à 16h54

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Débloqué le 8 avr. 2021 à 16h22

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Débloqué le 24 juin 2019 à 10h55

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Débloqué le 14 juin 2019 à 23h31

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Débloqué le 15 juin 2019 à 0h25

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Débloqué le 15 juin 2019 à 1h20

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Débloqué le 14 juin 2019 à 22h45

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Débloqué le 15 juin 2019 à 1h54

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Débloqué le 13 juil. 2019 à 14h01

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Débloqué le 22 juin 2019 à 19h09

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Débloqué le 13 juil. 2019 à 14h05

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Débloqué le 15 déc. 2020 à 17h25

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Débloqué le 3 mars 2022 à 18h03



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
6 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
12 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
2 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
8 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
19 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+14

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