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Sneed's Feed and Seed
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's ♥♥♥♥ and Suck".

The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you...

As part of the meta commentary, the Simpsons cast and creators go into an hour long discussion on the biblical inspiration and the ethics of Sneed and his brother Chuck. The story of Cain and Abel feeds and seeds the entire Sneed mythos, even so deeply as to nod towards their occupation as farmers and labourers of the land.
And as in the story of Cain and Abel, one brother betrays another. Sneed takes Chuck's property, a metaphorical striking down of the Abel figure. However, Groening, well versed in the Old Testament shifted the act of betrayal into one of change and rebirth. In a way, this betray begat something beautiful: Whereas Chuck was the proprietor of ♥♥♥♥♥-house and den of iniquity, Sneed takes his brother's sins on as his own and instead provides the seeds to plant a new beginning and the feed to nourish the children of God.

First, we thought that Babs was so really, really sweet
A new friend to have, and it seemed like such a treat

But then, we found the truth; a city slicker from the east
She went from Babs, yeah, to a seeder of the yeast

Everywhere we turn, she's just a step ahead

Babs Sneed, Babs Sneed, what we gonna do?
Got a slicker, outta luck
Gotta suck, we gotta ♥♥♥♥
Babs Sneed, Babs Sneed, if she's after you
Gotta run, we gotta feed
Gotta hurry, don't you seed?
Babs Sneed, Babs Sneed, she's just a bad, bad sneed

Hiding from a slicker, we know it isn't right
But the Cutie Chuck Crusaders, we ain’t lookin' for a fight

Oh, she'll go home soon, and then we'll have some peace again
But for now, we're staying out of her way 'til then

Everywhere we turn, she's just a step ahead

Babs Sneed, Babs Sneed, what we gonna do?
City slicker on our tail
Gucci loafers hit the trail
Babs Sneed, Babs Sneed, if she's after you
Gotta drive, we gotta flee
In our German car, you see?
Why so clean? Why grow food?
Why so fancy? Why so prude?
Can't you just suck? Can't we just ♥♥♥♥?
Is it so bad? Are we just outta luck?
Babs Sneed, Babs Sneed, she's just a bad, bad-
Babs Sneed, Babs Sneed, she's just a bad, bad-
Babs Sneed, Babs Sneed-

She's just a bad, bad sneed!

这个招牌是一个微妙的玩笑。这家店叫 "Sneed's Feed & Seed",其中 "feed"和 "seed"都以"-eed"结尾,因此与店主的名字Sneed押韵。牌子上写着这家店是 "以前是查克的",意味着 "F"和 "S"开头的两个字会以"-uck"结尾,与 "查克"押韵。所以,当Chuck拥有这家店时,它应该叫 "Chuck's ♥♥♥♥ and Suck"。

City Slicker, Fancy German Car, Gucci Loafers, Gummy bears, Park Avenue Manicure.

Homer Simpson took another tobacco tainted tomato Homer Simpson took another tobacco tainted tomato WHY

Meeting Moe at Sneed's shop formerly Chuck's point a finger meeting Moe at Sneed's shop formerly Chuck's point a finger WHY

A city slicker now a farmer just got shot now recovered a city slicker now a farmer just got shot now recovered WHY

Fighting crime with a partner Lisa Simpson Chief Wiggums fighting crime with a partner Lisa Chief Wiggums WHYYYYYYYYYYY

F-E-E-D-S-E-E-D
F-E-E-D-S-E-E-D
WHY
AS WE LIGHT UP THE SKY

I want cunny, small breasts, and tummy
Skip to the /v/ board with my file folder named c_nny
Got my photos saved so I'ma post loads of cunny
I'm a /v/ poster and posting little a tummy, I want cunny!
put it in a file, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the line
Kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind
I'm talkin loli kisses, talkin anons smiles
I want cunny, I got a sugar tooth
Put on your shin guards, janny, 'cause I wanna knock moot
post my cunny pic til’ the threads turn deuce
threads that don't stop til' the jannies get loose
Cunny... cunny...
I need cunny breasts, and tummy
Get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty
Do it till your dad sees, embarrass your whole family
Just 'cause you came between a man and his cunny
I need cunny, any kind'll do
Don't care if it's erotic or "/v/ 4chan approved"
It's gonna make me spaz like wojak posters on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
And fuel a giant drill, bore straight into Hell
Releasing cunny posters from their sleep forever spell
So they can lurk upon the board, and get resituated
And Hock the diet pills that MC cunny posters has created
I need cunny, want some cunny, eat cunny til' I'm dead
I'll kill you for some cunny, give me cunny, cunny thread!
Where you keepin' all the cunny?!
Who made you cunny king?!
If you don't give me some cunny, I will make the jannies sing!

Hi there! My name's Todd :) I see that you're a pegasister from the pinkie pie keychain, just wanted to let you know that you're safe here. I'm not like most bronies haha, in fact I believe that women should be able to enjoy ponies too! Who's your favorite cutie mark crusader? Mine's Applebloom haha. I don't like Apple Jack though, she looks like a Trump supporter who doesn't support a woman's right to choose, yikes haha.

So um, I'm kind of scared to ask but, would you be my special somepony? I promise to treat you like princess celestia every day. I will cook and clean for you and be the complete opposite of every other guy you've met. Haha I think I'm most like Braeburn but I do have my own OC. Wanna see? He likes video games, chilling at home and swordfighting. He's also an atheist but worships celestia. If we were special someponies we could go to a little date to the horse ranch, I promise not to get too crazy haha. I love derpy,

Can you imagine the among us game but with ponies? pink sus! haha well anyways, lots to do here at the convention. I don't want to keep you. Or do I? haha just a little joke, stand up. Sometimes I like to hit my bubblegum vape and pretend it's pinkie breath, did you ever do that once? Of course the pony with the best smelling breath is colgate. brushy brushy haha, stand up. There was an episode once where we see applebloom has a closet full of bows, why does she need so many? my guess is that her bows get dirty so she has to weash them just like clothes. my little pony my little pony ah ah ah ah my little pony, i used to wonder what friendship would be, until you all shared its magic with me, big adventure tons of fun a beautiful heart faithful and strong sharing kindness it's an easy feat and magic makes this all complete you have myyyyyyy little pony, do you know you're all my very best frieeeeeeeeeeends? I've heard that song before, it's a good song written by Dan. Go ahead darling, it's just chapstick. You know Twilight Sparkle is a natural leader, we see this in several episodes and I think it speaks to the growth of her as a character.

I'm hoping this isn't too crazy to say, but you're my scootaloo, i'm the helmet. You eat the apple and she screams. Why is she like this? ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ponies man... Anyways, have you seen G5 yet? Crazy stuff, I hear they have like references to th
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Kevin15673 27 Jun, 2024 @ 12:45pm 
+rep stretched my ass so good everything just slides right out!
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+rep loaned me his fursuit and it was only a little crunchy!
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