Progreso de Poqqyn en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 2 JUN 2020 a las 11:23 a. m.

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 2 JUN 2020 a las 11:48 a. m.

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 15 AGO 2020 a las 1:15 p. m.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2021 a las 2:01 a. m.

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 2 JUN 2020 a las 12:08 p. m.

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 3 JUN 2020 a las 3:33 a. m.

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2021 a las 2:46 a. m.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2021 a las 4:25 a. m.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2021 a las 5:02 a. m.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2021 a las 9:30 a. m.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2021 a las 5:09 a. m.

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2021 a las 6:38 a. m.

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Se desbloqueó el 9 MAY 2021 a las 5:08 a. m.

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2021 a las 3:09 a. m.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2021 a las 2:12 a. m.

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2021 a las 9:16 a. m.

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2021 a las 3:56 a. m.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2021 a las 3:27 a. m.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2021 a las 5:05 a. m.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 15 AGO 2020 a las 1:15 p. m.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2021 a las 3:27 a. m.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2021 a las 5:03 a. m.

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2021 a las 2:20 a. m.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 3 JUN 2020 a las 3:35 a. m.

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 2 JUN 2020 a las 11:50 a. m.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2021 a las 1:52 a. m.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2021 a las 5:04 a. m.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 9 MAY 2021 a las 4:50 a. m.

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2021 a las 2:48 a. m.

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Se desbloqueó el 2 JUN 2020 a las 12:00 p. m.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Se desbloqueó el 9 MAY 2021 a las 5:59 a. m.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Se desbloqueó el 23 AGO 2021 a las 1:59 a. m.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Se desbloqueó el 24 AGO 2021 a las 3:07 a. m.

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Se desbloqueó el 19 AGO 2021 a las 1:16 p. m.

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Se desbloqueó el 9 MAY 2021 a las 5:53 a. m.

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Se desbloqueó el 23 AGO 2021 a las 3:06 a. m.

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Se desbloqueó el 9 MAY 2021 a las 5:17 a. m.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

15 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

19 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

5 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

2 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

450 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

23 / 30