Prestatievoortgang van Poqqyn in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Ontgrendeld op 2 jun 2020 om 11:23

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Ontgrendeld op 2 jun 2020 om 11:48

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Ontgrendeld op 15 aug 2020 om 13:15

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Ontgrendeld op 6 mei 2021 om 2:01

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Ontgrendeld op 2 jun 2020 om 12:08

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 3 jun 2020 om 3:33

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Ontgrendeld op 6 mei 2021 om 2:46

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Ontgrendeld op 6 mei 2021 om 4:25

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Ontgrendeld op 6 mei 2021 om 5:02

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Ontgrendeld op 6 mei 2021 om 9:30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Ontgrendeld op 6 mei 2021 om 5:09

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Ontgrendeld op 6 mei 2021 om 6:38

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Ontgrendeld op 9 mei 2021 om 5:08

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Ontgrendeld op 6 mei 2021 om 3:09

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Ontgrendeld op 6 mei 2021 om 2:12

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Ontgrendeld op 6 mei 2021 om 9:16

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Ontgrendeld op 6 mei 2021 om 3:56

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Ontgrendeld op 6 mei 2021 om 3:27

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Ontgrendeld op 6 mei 2021 om 5:05

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Ontgrendeld op 15 aug 2020 om 13:15

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Ontgrendeld op 6 mei 2021 om 3:27

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Ontgrendeld op 6 mei 2021 om 5:03

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Ontgrendeld op 6 mei 2021 om 2:20

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 3 jun 2020 om 3:35

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Ontgrendeld op 2 jun 2020 om 11:50

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Ontgrendeld op 6 mei 2021 om 1:52

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Ontgrendeld op 6 mei 2021 om 5:04

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Ontgrendeld op 9 mei 2021 om 4:50

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Ontgrendeld op 6 mei 2021 om 2:48

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Ontgrendeld op 2 jun 2020 om 12:00

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Ontgrendeld op 9 mei 2021 om 5:59

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Ontgrendeld op 23 aug 2021 om 1:59

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Ontgrendeld op 24 aug 2021 om 3:07

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Ontgrendeld op 19 aug 2021 om 13:16

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Ontgrendeld op 9 mei 2021 om 5:53

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Ontgrendeld op 23 aug 2021 om 3:06

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Ontgrendeld op 9 mei 2021 om 5:17

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

15 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

19 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

5 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

2 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

450 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

23 / 30