hey! hello! howdy. welcome to my profile!
some rules for being here:

no gays, minorities, or women are allowed here. if you visit this page more than once, my IP booter will ddos your entire ♥♥♥♥ing neighborhood. so watch out!

if you're a liberal, all of the above apply tenfold

no steam levels below 100 can even view my profile

don't hit on me, flirt with me, or try to ♥♥♥♥ me in any way. I get enough of that already. it's exhuasting.

do not in any way shape or form think you're funny or entertaining to me

cars don't interest me. even though i'm a chad i don't want to personify it

this is not your safe space, it's mine. if you can't get that straight, i'll ♥♥♥♥ you and ♥♥♥♥ your girlfriend in front of you.

furries, weebs, redditors are to be crucified on the spot.

have fun on my profile!

the w in african stands for water

u can't put abortions up for adoption so stop asking me to do that

I just read your drug review on PUBG, probably the funniest ♥♥♥♥ i've read in a while

Thank you good sir..

Keep smoking good sir

🏀 Dear Mrsii... 👃
→ With a rubber duck, one's never alone. -- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
→ It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest.
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Yours truly, Wm Fallin (the cat)
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