Orkz are a brutal an’ krude green klan uv squigz. Da boyz are da boss uv da gretchin an’ snotlings. Fough da boyz Kultur iz proppa brutal, da Orkz are da biggest an’ bestest klan in da galaxy, wiv loadza boyz. Fough dereza lotza klans bashin each ovva, an’ dey kant proppa Waaagh! Iv all da boyz Waaagh’d togevva da Orkz’d be da boss uv da galaxy! SO YA THINKIN THAT IN WAAAGHAMMER ZERE ARE PLENTY OFF GODS, YE? BUT YA DIDNT EVEN KNEW ZERE ARE ONLY TWU TRUE OF THEM! TZE IS GORKA / MORKA U THINKN ZERE IS KHORN - DA GOD OF BLUD AND SKOLLS? BUT ZE IST GORKA WHEN HE IS STRONG AND NOT CUNNING! U ZINKING SERE IT BSDEENCH ZE GOD OF MYSTERIIS? BUT SA IS MORKA WHEN HI IS CUNNING AND NZOT STRONG. U ZINKING THERE IS NURGLO ZE GOD OF STAGN... STAG... ZOG! BUT ISS GORKA / MORKA WHEN ZEY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! U ZINKING SERE IS SLUUNUSH, SE GOD OF PLEASURES? AND U WILL BI RAIGHT. U ZINKING SET THE KTAN WERE HIDDDING IN SE STARS TO IET THEM?. BUT ZAT WERE GORKA MORKA CHARGING THEIR ORKFONES! U THINGGN SAT THE KTAN FOOLED SE NECRONTIR AND MADE ZEM METALLIC?. BUT ZAT WERE JUST GORKA MORKA WHO MATE WALKING LOOT. U ZINKING THAT SE OLD ONES MADE SE ORKS? YESW. U ZINKING THE OLD ONES MADE THE FEIRIIES? BUT ZEY WERE MADE BY GORKA MORKA, JUST SO THERE WILL BE SOMMMONE TO BE CALLD FIIRIIS. BUT WHO A`E THET "OLD ONES"? YEEEES! U ZINKING THE GW AE LEADING ZE WHOLE WAAMMER UNIVRSE? BUT LOOK HIIR!. G - GORKA. W - MORKA. BICUSE MORKA IS CUNNING. BUTZ STONG!