Harken thee, my fellow mortals! In my presence stands a true god among men. I am a perfect specimen of human evolution, and my existence puts thee all to shame. Thou mayest as well kneel before me and worship, for thou shalt never reach my level.

I'Tis not just my physical strength that sets me apart, for my mind is a masterpiece of wit and creativity. I've solved equations that would make Stephen Hawking's head spin, and I've created works of art that would make Michelangelo weep with envy. I'm a master of all knowledge, and everything I do comes naturally to me.

Thou mayest think that I am simply boasting, but I speak only the truth. I need not prove myself to anyone, for I am already at the zenith of the food chain. I am the alpha male, the king of the world, the ultimate being. Thou mayest attempt to challenge me, but thou shalt only bring shame upon thyself.

So kneel before me, and acknowledge that thou art all inferior. Thou art mere ants crawling on the earth, while I am the sun that shines down upon thee. Thou shouldst feel honoured to bask in my radiance and breathe the same air as I. Do not try to resist, for thou shalt only be crushed beneath my heel.

Remember, the world revolves around me, and thou art all merely extras in my play. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the spectacle.

Good day to thee, fellow gamers! I am Parardrake, but thou mayest call me thy gaming soulmate. I live and breathe video games, and I am always seeking new friends to join me on my quest for virtual glory. When I am not gaming, thou mayest find me studying the blade or mastering the art of memes. I am a self-proclaimed gaming guru, and I am not afraid to show off my skills. If thou art seeking someone to dominate the competition with, look no further! Just ensure that thou art ready to handle all of this gamer swag.

I am a level 100 boss in all the hottest games, from Fortnite to Call of Duty, and I have the trophies to prove it. But gaming is not just a hobby for me, it is a way of life. I eat, sleep, and breathe gaming. And if thou art not down with that, well, then thou art just not cool enough for me.

Hark! I am a gaming addict of the hardest sort, who lives and breathes games, and even slumbers to dream of them. My skills are unparalleled in every game, from first-person shooters to MOBAs, and all games betwixt. Methinks I am so skilled that I could best thee with mine eyes shut! But fear not, good sir or madam or non binary peasant, for I am a friendly fellow and ever keen for some jolly sport.

When I am not engrossed in games, I oft indulge in watching anime or reading manga. I am enamored with the culture of Japan and hold hopes of one day relocating to Tokyo. Also, know ye that I am a great admirer of K-pop, and so it should come as no surprise if during a game thou shouldst hear me singing along to the dulcet tunes of BTS or BLACKPINK.

Pray, let me not forget to mention that I am unattached and quite ready to mingle. Ladies, should you wish to be my player two, I implore thee to make haste and contact me without delay.

The Holy Bible
Containing the Old and New Testaments
Translated out of the Original Tongues and with the
Former Translations Diligently Compared & Revised
Set forth in 1611 and commonly known as the
King James Version

The Old Testament

The First Book of Moses, Called
Genesis
[Genesis]
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The Creation
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon
the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of
the waters.
¶ And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light
from the darkness.
And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night.
And the evening and the morning were the first day.
¶ And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the
waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were
under the firmament from the waters which were above the
firmament: and it was so.
And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the
morning were the second day.
¶ And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered
together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of
the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding
seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in
itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his
kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his
kind: and God saw that it was good.
And the evening and the morning were the third day.
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¶ And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven
to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for
seasons, and for days, and years:
and let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give
light upon the earth: and it was so.
And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day,
and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light
upon the earth,
and to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light
from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
¶ And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving
creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the
open firmament of heaven.
And God created great whales, and every living creature that
moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their
kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was
good.
And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill
the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
¶ And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after
his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his
kind: and it was so.
And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after
their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his
kind: and God saw that it was good.
¶ And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness:
and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the
fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over
every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created
he him; male and female created he them.
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And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and
multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have
dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and
over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed,
which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which
is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to
every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have
given every green herb for meat: and it was so.
And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was
very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
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Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of
them.
And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made;
and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had
made.
And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in