Recent reviews by stinkus the dingus

best story game ever made

good game

bugs give you china virus oof

this one guy had a better hat than me

#1 game ever made

UNTITLED YTKA GAME IS HERE

The game has the glitches you would expect from a early access game like vehicles getting stuck in the ground because of the tire ruts your heavy equipment makes (cool feature)
in the settings there is no key map or anything so if you wanted to know the controls or change them too bad i guess

When talking to people you get social points, on average abt 30, sometimes when you talk to a person the game will give you social points in the millions for no reason

No autosave feature (like selecting the game to save every 5-10-15-20 mins ect) thats only a problem because of the constant crashes meaning you loose your 3 hours of progress

The game engine cant handle the 2000s graphics the the game has let alone when you have a mission where you cut down trees and stack the logs in a pile and the game cant handle the interaction between the 30 logs in the pile or so and will lag FOREVER even after the mission is done because they never despawn

not to be mean but the voice acting is garbage in that the voice actors have the enthusiasm of minimum wage mcdonalds employees who are dead inside and you can hear sloppy cuts every five words or so, vehicles play the same five second sound clip over and over, same thing with the chainsaw and weed eater

The game seems to be set in the US however the money is euros and the vehicle speed and distance is in the metric system, there is no option to change to imperial units and US dollars

now all of this is to be expected with an EA game and you can tell the devs are trying to fix these bugs and implement new content however
THEIR CHARGING FULL PRICE FOR IT, IN THE GAMES CURRENT STATE ITS NOT WORTH HALF OF WHAT THEIR CHARGING
also the background page of the guy in plad with the chain saw infront of the feller buncher is litteraly the default mac screensaver with trees and the guy with the feller buncher photoshoped in

survival mode

yes

after all these updates and hotfixes the game has gotten the game is more buggy than ever and is almost unplayable