You know it's Monday when you wake up and it's Tuesday.
-- Garfield
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Mal: "So why the big act? What was she after?"

Book: "Besides molesting innocent captains?"

Mal: "You want to stow it, preacher? We're in some peril here."
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Q: How many Harvard MBA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one. He grasps it firmly and the universe revolves around him.
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A Difficulty for Every Solution.
-- Motto of the Federal Civil Service
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Mal: "How's business?"

Inara: "None of yours."
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We can embody the truth, but we cannot know it.
-- Yates
🙂
Your csh still thinks true is false. Write to your vendor today and tell
them that next year Configure ought to "rm /bin/csh" unless they fix their
blasted shell. :-) -- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution
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Live long and prosper.
-- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7
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