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I'd rather lie around. No contest."
-- Eric Clapton
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Kettering's Observation:
Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence.
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I am just a nice, clean-cut Mongolian boy.
-- Yul Brynner, 1956
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Hey, wait a minute!! I want a divorce!! ... you're not Clint Eastwood!!
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Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.
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Dickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home page.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
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Serfs up!
-- Spartacus
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Diane Simmons: Our top story tonight, I have been cast as the lead in the Quahog Players' production of The King And I.
Tom Tucker: In other news, I wont be going to the play because I'm sure it will be lousy.
Diane Simmons: This just in: Tom, you're such a closet case.
Tom Tucker: We now go live to Diane being a ♥♥♥♥♥. Diane?
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