hey wait a minute i think i know this guy

+Rep After a good game in TF2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great TF2 and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a TF2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

OMG ZERAKIM!?!?!?!?! I'M SUCH A BIG FAN!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I FINALLY GET TO MEET YOU

kekked

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You know not of the horrors witnessed within.

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