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My baby fell into a lawnmower and turned into a wasteman with turkey dinosaurs for arms but it was okay because he got elected as president of the United coat hangers of severely disabled cabbages and started a war with grey squirrels. His drones were attacking helpless jelly babies which was very controversial so he was beheaded with a three foot wooden elephant dildo. After that I ate 17 bars of soap which resulted in an atomic bowel explosion which could be seen from distant galaxies and in the past three years my nipples slowly turned into active volcanoes. Like or share if you can relate to this highly educational YouTube post. If you donate just 3 sperm cells every leap year you can prevent this from ever happening again.
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Once apon a time there was a man he was swag then he died the end



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