If god didnt want us to ♥♥♥♥ a donut, why did he name it DO NUT

theres a big cup of ♥♥♥ in my fridge but i labeled it "BOOB MILK" so my gay roommate wont drink it

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What if...🤔😏 we were both cows🐮🐄 in Minecraft🙈⛏ and Steve gave both of us wheat🤭🥵🌾 aHAaAhAAa! I’m joking, I’m joking!!😂🤪...unless ?😈...

Creeper, Oh man, 🚶‍♂️ So we back in the mine, Got our pickaxe ⛏ swinging from, Side 👈👉 to side, Side side 👈👉 to side, This task's a grueling 👊 one, Hope to find some diamonds 💎💎 to- Night 🌑 night 🌑 night, Diamonds 💍 to-night, Heads up, 👆 You hear 👂a sound, turn 👀 around and look up, Total shock 😧 fills your body, Oh no it's you again, I could never forget those, Eyes 👀 eyes 👀 eyes,👀 Eyes 👀 eyes 👀 eyes 👀 eyes,👀 'Cause baby 👶 tonight, 🌚 The creeper's tryin' to steal 💰 all our stuff again, 'Cause baby 🍼 tonight, 🌑 You grab your pick⛏, shovel And bolt 🏃🏻‍♀️ again, bolt 🏃🏻‍♀️ again -gain, And run🏃 , run 🏃 , until it's done ✅ , done ✅ , until the sun 🌞 comes up in the morn', 'Cause baby 🍼 tonight 🌑, The creeper's tryin' to steal 💰 all Our stuff again.

Ayayaya

First of all 😡 Papa Smurf 🗣 didn't create Smurfette 👨‍👧. Gargamel did. 😤 She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy ☠️ with the intention of destroying 🔥the Smurf village💥, but the overwhelming goodness🌈 of the Smurf way of life 🌺transformed her. 😍 And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, 💦it just couldn't happen. 🙅‍♂️Smurfs are asexual🍰. They don't even have 🍆 reproductive organs 🍑under those little white pants. 👖That's what's so illogical,🧠 you know, 👀about being a Smurf. 🧐What's the point of living 🤩if you don't have a ♥♥♥♥🤮?

weeb

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to enjoy cummies. The taste is extremely delicious, and without a solid grasp of swallowing most of the cummies will go over a typical princess' head. There’s also my squishy outlook, which is deftly woven into my characterisation- my personal thirst draws heavily from Rick and Morty literature, for instance. Daddy understand this stuff; he has the cummy capacity to truly make me taste cummies, to realise that they’re not just delicious- they say something deep about HOW SQUISHY I AM. As a consequence people who dislike cummies truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the feeling squishy. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as daddy'a hot cummies unfold theirselves in my mouth. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

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+rep really nice guy with nice aim