If god didnt want us to ♥♥♥♥ a donut, why did he name it DO NUT

theres a big cup of ♥♥♥ in my fridge but i labeled it "BOOB MILK" so my gay roommate wont drink it

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What if...🤔😏 we were both cows🐮🐄 in Minecraft🙈⛏ and Steve gave both of us wheat🤭🥵🌾 aHAaAhAAa! I’m joking, I’m joking!!😂🤪...unless ?😈...

Creeper, Oh man, 🚶‍♂️ So we back in the mine, Got our pickaxe ⛏ swinging from, Side 👈👉 to side, Side side 👈👉 to side, This task's a grueling 👊 one, Hope to find some diamonds 💎💎 to- Night 🌑 night 🌑 night, Diamonds 💍 to-night, Heads up, 👆 You hear 👂a sound, turn 👀 around and look up, Total shock 😧 fills your body, Oh no it's you again, I could never forget those, Eyes 👀 eyes 👀 eyes,👀 Eyes 👀 eyes 👀 eyes 👀 eyes,👀 'Cause baby 👶 tonight, 🌚 The creeper's tryin' to steal 💰 all our stuff again, 'Cause baby 🍼 tonight, 🌑 You grab your pick⛏, shovel And bolt 🏃🏻‍♀️ again, bolt 🏃🏻‍♀️ again -gain, And run🏃 , run 🏃 , until it's done ✅ , done ✅ , until the sun 🌞 comes up in the morn', 'Cause baby 🍼 tonight 🌑, The creeper's tryin' to steal 💰 all Our stuff again.

Ayayaya