Made an Argonian
Named him Larry
You're a lizard Larry.
Went to the Standing stones and choose Mage.
You're a wizard lizard Larry.
Traveled to Windhelm.
You're a wizard lizard in a blizzard Larry.
Got drunk in New Gnisis Cornerclub
Murdered a guard in cold blood.
"You just littered Larry, you lizard wizard in this blizzard"
It's because Im a liquored wizard lizzard in this blizzard"

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Mmm k

YOU HAVE BEEN OFFICALLY BEEN HIT BY...

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Which probably makes you pretty angry. I’d be pissed too.
The ♥♥♥♥♥♥ came out of nowhere!!!