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Recent reviews by Blacklion

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27 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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50.3 hrs on record
This is officially one of the greatest storytelling tragedies of the modern gaming era. I have never witnessed such an abominable desecration of lore and setting than this waste of polygons. This game is a soapbox for people that clearly need therapy. Hours upon hours of choices and characters hollowed out for some freak's DnD dating sim. I could list the sins of this political garbage but typing on the stumps of ruined fingers would be more enjoyable than replaying the mental images of hell that is this vacuous ruin of polygons.

Anyone who enjoys the sodomizing of video games for modern political headpats should feel right at home in this echo chamber.
Posted 8 November.
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1 person found this review helpful
277.4 hrs on record (272.3 hrs at review time)
Game is amazing with "friends"
Posted 25 October.
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186 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
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126.1 hrs on record (50.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Imagine hating War Thunder and World of Tanks so much you create an actual lite tank sim with a god tier dynamic soundtrack and voice acting. Then subtract the hundreds of dollars it takes to get anywhere near what you want in either of those titles.

Then laugh harder when you get updates with new maps and vehicles every month like clockwork. Indie devs really just bleed quality these days. This game is absolutely worth it for the long haul.
Posted 11 September, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record
This game is very undercooked. The jank from melee to gunplay is like someone put a high magnification scope on a fishing rod. The voice acting is absolute trash with terrible syncing.

Wait for a deep sale.
Posted 14 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
25.9 hrs on record (25.6 hrs at review time)
Fantastic story, characters, and musical settings. Vibrant and colorful environments highlighted by the great conversations and antics of the cast. The Guardians really have great dynamics and it gets spotlighted by every group conversation. It was really wholesome watching them come together as a team but still have enough depth to show their personal struggles with their past selves. The story really made this game great!
Posted 11 November, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
101.6 hrs on record (76.8 hrs at review time)
The music alone in this game is tied with the Battlefleet Armada series for the best music in a 40k title..

This game is so refreshing for being a GW title that hits the mark instead of getting so close the finish line and burning on reentry....

9/10

A humble cog of the Machine God..
Posted 3 March, 2020.
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8 people found this review helpful
46.1 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Pleasant change for the Warhammer genre..

Great atmosphere that really appeals to the visceral nature of Warhammer 40,000

Great fun with friends.

Blood and Guts...everywhere..

Terminators look and feel fantastic

Cons:

Rather choppy frames on certain locations..even on higher end setups (currently testing on two rigs)

Optimization needs a little more work..

Wonky Multiplayer connections when not hosting (to be expected given it just released0

Overall:

The Emperor Approves.. For the Lion!
Posted 14 December, 2016.
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