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22.47million Pizza Dwights die a year when only 1.29million people die from car crashes a year so we need your help to protect this mythical creature from extinction so please call (enter fake phone # here) and help save Pizza Dwights by just donating $47 a month

"Closets" They are not just closets, but homes.you see the red closets amd think "hey those are lame old closets" but your wrong they are acctualy mini Pizza shops and Homes for the Rare Pizza Dwight so when a killer grabs a Pizza Dwight from a closet they are acctualy robbing the Pizza Dwights for their pizza sauce (blood points). More and More Pizza Dwights are becoming homeless due to killers.

Pizza DWights are rich with Pizza Sauce and have awesome lives, but killers live in the slums and have little Pizza Sauce so killers go and kidnap and murder Pizza Dwights for their sauce, i mean c'mon killers dwights need to level up to "BOND 3" you dont need that "NOED 2" and "TINKERER 3"

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