MEMATİ BAŞ
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MEMATİ BAŞ 15 May, 2021 @ 5:26pm 
rep yazanlara iyi sokmuşuz demek ki çıkaramamışlar
👩🏽‍🚀 Viviana 6 May, 2020 @ 5:24am 
Kaylee: (pointing to a pink frilly dress) "Say, look at the fluffy one!"

Zoe: "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something
with some slink."

Wash: "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I
have money for a slinky dress?"

Jayne: "I'll chip in."

Zoe: (to Jayne) "I can hurt you."

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Two men came before Nasrudin when he was magistrate. The first man said,
"This man has bitten my ear -- I demand compensation." The second man said,
"He bit it himself." Nasrudin withdrew to his chambers, and spent an hour
trying to bite his own ear. He succeeded only in falling over and bruising
his forehead. Returning to the courtroom, Nasrudin pronounced, "Examine the
man whose ear was bitten. If his forehead is bruised, he did it himself and
the case is dismissed. If his forehead is not bruised, the other man did it
and must pay three silver pieces."

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去他妈的垃圾 17 Jun, 2019 @ 7:15pm 
-rep wh
Decreeid 31 Aug, 2016 @ 1:54am 
biraderim şimdi napıyosun biliyomusun 33 liraya güzel bir prodein dozu alıyosun karıştırıyosun muz falan işte gidiyosun salona tam 11 kere şınav çekiyorsun bak burası çok önemli ondan sonra gidiyosun tamam mı 7 kere dambıl kaldırıyosun 3.5 kilo olacak ondan sonra duvarları kırabilirsin tek yumrukla kardişim çok iyi form tutarsın benim dediklerimi yab
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Shurikan 23 Jul, 2015 @ 5:57am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SMURF