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which some of the most popular are `Why are people born?'
`Why do they die?' `Why do they spend so much of the
intervening time wearing digital watches?'"
- The Book.
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River: (cryptically to Jayne) "Your toes are in the sand."
Jayne: "And your head's up your-"
Simon: "Hey! Back off!"
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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
-- Mark Twain
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"I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd
eat it, and I just hate it."
-- Clarence Darrow
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Nurse Donna: Oh, Groucho, I'm afraid I'm gonna wind up an old maid.
Groucho: Well, bring her in and we'll wind her up together.
Nurse Donna: Do you believe in computer dating?
Groucho: Only if the computers really love each other.
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Never have children, only grandchildren.
-- Gore Vidal
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