dude, i cannot believe this, but i just found out pancakes wear hats because they're scared the dragon from Shrek will come and then give them all one of Santas fingers that he ate off and that is the reason why trees dont grow on clouds, because if they did microsoft wouldnt have the ability to actually eat the universes supply of plutonium and therefore become a radioactive slice of pizza roaming the multiverse looking for a superhero with a stomach the size of neverland to give it $5

dam man, you rly should be getting it (not a threat, for legal reasons, this is not a threat)

i actually have not got life insurance yet, though thank you for asking

Hey bro, added to see if you can help me with a footlol achievement

Hey! I saw your comment on my profile. Was confused on what you meant by, "Can I buy your unwashed toe pics." I would prefer if you just left me alone. Thanks.

Literally Kermit the frog, legit a muppet. No joke