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If a fool persists in his folly he shall become wise.
-- William Blake
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Weinberg's Second Law:
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs,
then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
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Burbulation:
The obsessive act of opening and closing a refrigerator door in
an attempt to catch it before the automatic light comes on.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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David Letterman's "Things we can be proud of as Americans":
* Greatest number of citizens who have actually boarded a UFO
* Many newspapers feature "JUMBLE"
* Hourly motel rates
* Vast majority of Elvis movies made here
* Didn't just give up right away during World War II like some
countries we could mention
* Goatees & Van ♥♥♥♥♥ thought to be worn only by weenies
* Our well-behaved golf professionals
* Fabulous babes coast to coast
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сосок ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ты конечно на 2 раунде вак

dolboeb

tssss pupsik vse normalno ;3

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