MR. Puccici
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𝐉𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐲𝐧 13 Jun, 2020 @ 2:54pm 
[Peter has just been offered a directing job, and has a daydream where, as a Hollywood big-shot, he falls off the balcony of his clifftop mansion, loses his robe, and crashes naked through the roof of the house of a Mexican family]
Mexican Husband: ¿Quién es esto? [Who is this?]
Mexican Wife: Él es la respuesta a mis oraciones. [He is the answer to my prayers]
Mexican Husband: ¿Por qué? [Why?]
Peter: I love Mexicans! I'll do it!

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Mulder: So what if they had sex?
Scully: So we know that it wasn't an alien that probed her.

"The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"

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Sodd's Second Law:
Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is
bound to occur.
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Metermaids eat their young.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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One thing about the past.
It's likely to last.
-- Ogden Nash

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rhs/Kanzler 5 Jun, 2015 @ 10:25pm 
+rep
mo0n_kage 4 Jun, 2015 @ 7:49am 
+rep
Clyde 31 May, 2015 @ 3:01am 
+rep fair tra
der
Buw 9 Nov, 2014 @ 4:19pm 
+rep, good trader