[Peter has just been offered a directing job, and has a daydream where, as a Hollywood big-shot, he falls off the balcony of his clifftop mansion, loses his robe, and crashes naked through the roof of the house of a Mexican family]
Mexican Husband: ¿Quién es esto? [Who is this?]
Mexican Wife: Él es la respuesta a mis oraciones. [He is the answer to my prayers]
Mexican Husband: ¿Por qué? [Why?]
Peter: I love Mexicans! I'll do it!
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Mulder: So what if they had sex?
Scully: So we know that it wasn't an alien that probed her.

"The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"
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Sodd's Second Law:
Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is
bound to occur.
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Metermaids eat their young.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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One thing about the past.
It's likely to last.
-- Ogden Nash
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