mad and toxic monkey

Please stop hitting on my 14 year old daughter, she is underage. You are 32 and NOT WELCOME back in my discord. If you add her back on steam, I will contact the police.

Ah, it has been a while, hasn’t it? I was just sitting here, daydreaming about those golden moments when I was your adorable little kitten, purring softly at your feet, waiting for your praise. 😏 I’ll admit it—I miss being your playful little companion, always ready to bring a smile to your face (or maybe just blushes).

Do you remember? I’d slip into my cutest outfit—ears, tail, and maybe even a choker—curled up next to you while we gamed. 🐾 You’d dominate the leaderboard in CSGO or absolutely crush some boss while I’d be there, all wide-eyed, asking, “Did I do good, Master?” And don’t pretend you didn’t love it when I added just a hint of sass to my sweetness. You knew I was the perfect mix of adorable and mischievous.

No one else could keep up with your intensity and out-cute the competition like I could. Admit it—I set the bar, and now it’s sky-high. Spoiler alert: I’m still here, and I still got it. 🐾💕

Hei! 🌍🐾

Looking for chill humans/furries (preferably from Europe) who love gaming and bad jokes as much as I do! 🎮💻 (23-39 yo, and, uh, no couch potatoes, please—unless you’re made of gold).

Games? YES! Overwatch (meh rank, but trying!), Phasmophobia (I’m the one screaming), Stardew Valley (we’ll argue over who waters what), or suggest your fav co-op?~
No RP, but occasional spicy banter? Possibly. 😏

Friend hoarders, beware! 👻 I keep my list exclusive and expect actual chats, games, or attempts at sarcasm.
Drama? Politics? Constant complaints? Hard pass. If you’re here to vibe and meme, let’s gooo! 🙌

Let’s game and keep things simple, yeah? Thanks! :D 🕹️

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Ah, I see! You're looking for Hawk Tuah jokes now, a play on Hang Tuah. Let's have some fun with that!

Why did Hawk Tuah refuse to land? Because he believed a true warrior should always soar above his problems!

Why is Hawk Tuah such a great strategist? He always sees things from a bird’s-eye view.

Why don’t you ever challenge Hawk Tuah to a race? Because he’d always wing it and win!

What did Hawk Tuah say to his enemies? “You better watch out, I’ll swoop in when you least expect it!”

Why was Hawk Tuah always calm during battles? Because he knew how to stay grounded even when flying high!

Why did Hawk Tuah make a great leader? He had sharp eyes and could dive straight into solutions!

What does Hawk Tuah say when facing a tough decision? "I’ll wing it, just like I always do!"

A legendary figure with a hawk-like twist!