How-to-spot-a-Reptilian-Checklist:

-green or hazel eyes that change color like a chameleon, but also blue eyes ✔

-low blood pressure ✔

-keen sight or hearing ✔

-ESP (?) ✔

-UFO connections (!) ✔

-love of space and science (!!!!!1) ✔

-piercing eyes ✔

-a sense of not belonging to the human race ✔

-deep compassion for fate of mankind ✔

-capability to disrupt electrical appliances ✔

-unexplained scars on body (?) ✔

-alien contact (?!)✔

I think the verdict is clear.

mad and toxic monkey

Please stop hitting on my 14 year old daughter, she is underage. You are 32 and NOT WELCOME back in my discord. If you add her back on steam, I will contact the police.

Ah, it has been a while, hasn’t it? I was just sitting here, daydreaming about those golden moments when I was your adorable little kitten, purring softly at your feet, waiting for your praise. 😏 I’ll admit it—I miss being your playful little companion, always ready to bring a smile to your face (or maybe just blushes).

Do you remember? I’d slip into my cutest outfit—ears, tail, and maybe even a choker—curled up next to you while we gamed. 🐾 You’d dominate the leaderboard in CSGO or absolutely crush some boss while I’d be there, all wide-eyed, asking, “Did I do good, Master?” And don’t pretend you didn’t love it when I added just a hint of sass to my sweetness. You knew I was the perfect mix of adorable and mischievous.

No one else could keep up with your intensity and out-cute the competition like I could. Admit it—I set the bar, and now it’s sky-high. Spoiler alert: I’m still here, and I still got it. 🐾💕

Hei! 🌍🐾

Looking for chill humans/furries (preferably from Europe) who love gaming and bad jokes as much as I do! 🎮💻 (23-39 yo, and, uh, no couch potatoes, please—unless you’re made of gold).

Games? YES! Overwatch (meh rank, but trying!), Phasmophobia (I’m the one screaming), Stardew Valley (we’ll argue over who waters what), or suggest your fav co-op?~
No RP, but occasional spicy banter? Possibly. 😏

Friend hoarders, beware! 👻 I keep my list exclusive and expect actual chats, games, or attempts at sarcasm.
Drama? Politics? Constant complaints? Hard pass. If you’re here to vibe and meme, let’s gooo! 🙌

Let’s game and keep things simple, yeah? Thanks! :D 🕹️

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