I'm nuts
Phil Burnell   Renton, Washington, United States
 
 
Currently Offline
https://www.twitch.tv/darksydephil
Hi. I am a YouTube streamer, and an avid video gamer. Actually, I game for a living. Today I'd like to tell you a... uh... rather embarrassing story about one day on the job. (Yes, it is a job.)

As I sat down to get ready for pre-stream, I saw this... well, rather arousing picture of Chun-Li in the sidebar advertisement. I looked up erotic Source Filmaker gifs of Chun-Li, and next thing I know, my pants were off and I was beating it. Just... everything about Chun-Li. I had to close my eyes and look to the sky as I fantisized about stretching the very fabric of that large ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Squeezing, sucking, and fondling those precious, huge breast. I mean, what man hasn't? Before I released my cumuppence, the last thing I thought of was ejaculating all over those tits, and her licking the residue.

And then I went to do my stream, welcome my viewers.

But... the stream was already started.

Yeah, the camera was on.

The whole.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Time.

Letting out a snort in realization, I looked. "Oh! The camera's on..." Oh ♥♥♥♥. "It's been on the whole time. I didn't notice." I looked at the camera before shifting around in my chair, rather nervously. "Hello..." I muttered, nonchalantly.

Well, at least it boosted my viewer count. ♥♥♥♥ yeah! I can finally pay off that 1,500,000 dollar mortage!
Comments
TaintTickler 27 Jan, 2016 @ 9:12pm 
one damn piece of ♥♥♥♥
Krunky Kong 12 May, 2015 @ 6:27pm 
Git gud skrub
Rob Deese 20 Jan, 2015 @ 4:10pm 
btw thats isnt how you spell guerrilla warfare...
Yakubian Lord Lebron James 11 Jan, 2015 @ 8:48pm 
lay off the 4chan you silly goose
stephan6706 5 Jan, 2015 @ 9:40pm 
Wot the ♥♥♥ did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest ♥♥♥♥♥ in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a ♥♥♥♥♥ bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can ♥♥♥♥♥ run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper ♥♥♥♥♥ pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the ♥♥♥ out o' newcastle ya daft kunt.
I'm nuts 4 Jan, 2015 @ 2:07am 
u wot m9