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FROM: His Royal Highness King Hercule IV <[email protected]>
SUBJECT: FWD: OMG PRINC355 GET!
Sprint
I just received the following message at my personal account. It looks like the dastardly Black Knight has kidnapped my daughter, the Princess. I know how much she means to you, so I'm ordering you to rescue her. Get yourself wound up ASAP.
King Hercule IV
PS: Your performance in this task will be considered as part of your quarterly review.
TO: Hercule Email [email protected]>
> FROM: tHe BLACK KNIGHT <[email protected]>
> SUBJECT: OMG PRINC355 GET!
> hay Hercule or should I say HercuFAIL...
>p
Im n ur base stealin ur princess lol
seriusly i pwned ur "guards" ROFL
OMG it wuz the easyest thing ever like even easyer than JOUSTING
it U want her back COME GET HER n00b!
> tHe BLaCK KNIGHT AKA M4ST3R OF PWN4G3
#ill sxe l
> Get Your Own Free Hosting at GeoCastles!
homophobic
afterwards i spent all day thinking about it, lots of people do have friends who are homosexual. i'm not gonna stop speaking and having good times with you because of that, it's your option as a human being and i respect it; yesterday when you admited being gay it shocked everyone, i've always hated ♥♥♥♥, that's why i got all worked up over it. i really didnt expect it from you dude. but it was really childish of me, i'm really sorry. you've always been a bro and it's not because of your sexual preferences that i would like to have our friendship torn over. I acted like a real jerk, i'm really sorry. please dont take all those stupid jokes to heart.
Что вам нельзя:
❌ Мурчать в дисике
❌ Совращать
❌ Отправлять ножки
❌ Признаваться в любви
❌ Воровать чулки и тряпочку
❌ Смотреть вместе аниме
Что можно:
✅ Любоваться профессиональной игрой
✅ Просить автограф только с моего разрешения
✅ Дарить скинчики в каес
По всем вопросам писать хозяйке!!!!!