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2 people found this review helpful
33.5 hrs on record (16.6 hrs at review time)
Disclaimer - I played this game with keyboard controls because I don't own a controller, and that no doubt has influenced how I view the game. Take everything I say with a grain of salt, this is all my opinion.

This game is so cool, in concept. But in execution it ends up being frustrating, has poor camera controls and poorly telegraphed attacks that ultimately just annoyed me instead of immersing me. The last stage especially made me just want to be done with the game instead of see what happens next, even though in concept everything that happens in it is really cool. Alot of the movement and platforming feels in-precise and slippery, it feels like I'm trying to carve a delicate sculpture with a sledgehammer. The mech stages are frustrating and turning feels awful, the treasure hunt stages feel like a chore and the action race stages suffer from alot of general movement issues, the homing attack especially feels super inconsistent. Alot of the cutscenes suffer alot from poor localization and pacing, and as a result have awkward pacing and end way too early.

This game would benefit greatly from a complete remake in my opinion. There's undoubtebly a great story here, and I'd love to see it done proper justice gameplay-wise. I can definitely see why alot of people love this game, but near the end it just wasn't really for me.
Posted 10 December, 2024. Last edited 10 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
73.2 hrs on record (15.9 hrs at review time)
this happened to my buddy eric once
Posted 15 July, 2024.
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10.4 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
peak fiction
Posted 14 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
195.0 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
i did not leave this game the same person i was when i came in
Posted 9 March, 2024. Last edited 6 July, 2024.
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11.6 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
glamrock freddy cries himself to sleep every night knowing he will never be BT
Posted 26 December, 2023.
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586.8 hrs on record (165.3 hrs at review time)
excessively grindy and annoying, warframe has stolen my infant child and my crops and my wife. i tried to get them back but it was only then i realized i had to reach best friends forever status with the entrati to get my wife's trust back, and that my crops were locked behind 50 plat and a necramech. 10/10 funny clown robot go brrr



please give the operator better hair
Posted 22 November, 2023. Last edited 22 November, 2023.
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11.5 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
delete the eyeless dog and it'll be peak
Posted 21 November, 2023. Last edited 21 November, 2023.
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2.7 hrs on record
buyer's remorse: the videogame
Posted 22 October, 2023.
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41.0 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
average day in scotland
Posted 28 September, 2023. Last edited 29 September, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
8.4 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
needs more women
Posted 26 May, 2023.
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