My name is Joe T and I would love to be accepted into the house of Quediium. I believe that I should be qualified to be friends with you on steam because I just do. That's all. Thank you :)

If you don't accept my friend request I am going to chop off your penis ( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯

♥♥♥♥ you guys. you're all so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fake lmao

My name is BigHunt and I'm not going to beg you to be my friend I'm not going to beg you for a spot in your life if you want to be a child and play your selfish games then go ahead but im tired of being hurt by you and I will no longer chase you. So either you settle with me, or you will lose me forever. Take it or leave it
Sincerely,
BigHunt

My name is Evan Ross and I am applying for a friend request from the great Quediium, I believe I am qualified to be your steam friend because I enjoy many of the same games as you. We play siege together and I go to the same school as you. Also we are friends in real life so I think this could really work out. Thank you for considering me for the friend application.
Your (soon to be) friend,
Evan

Where can I get myself a Dude Perfect Hat?