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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 31.3 hrs on record (25.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 25 Jun, 2018 @ 6:21pm
Updated: 20 Jul, 2018 @ 1:23am

Early Access Review
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
Addictive like heroin
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Average Solitare Players
☐ Everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☑ If you want story, then go read a book.
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average depends an DLC
☐ Good
☐ Lovley
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ There is no „price“
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ Get a bug spray. Or more. A lot more. Or maybe a flamethrower. Or a nuke.

---{Physics}---
☐ NASA
☑ Realistic
☐ Good Enough
☐ Mediocre
☐ Minecraft

---{VR}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Aways keep a bucket next to you
☐ Windows Mixed reality on VR chat
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14 Comments
Tony 14 Nov, 2021 @ 11:45am 
true but its like a little heads up that's all i could go in depth but if i do that i rather make a guide
[GOONR] Magic Alex 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:32am 
maybe its just me but I hate it when people make these reviews. they dont go in depth about anything
blitza700 24 Jul, 2018 @ 8:49am 
@TOny , Thank you for the heads up i'll have a look :)
Tony 23 Jul, 2018 @ 7:07pm 
ohhh yeah i agree
retrovex1996 23 Jul, 2018 @ 4:48am 
@TOny , sorry i think i wrote it the wrong way, what i meant is that the audio is not ''very good'' the gun sound effects sound repetetive and the loops are way too short making the gun sound unrealistic. i'm just not convinced this is a good standard for sound design in video games.

As a sound designer myself i'm quite critical when it comes to audio haha, but yeah other than that the game is great. i just wish they put more effort into the gun sounds.
Tony 22 Jul, 2018 @ 7:54pm 
@blitza700 i found a templet online
Tony 22 Jul, 2018 @ 7:54pm 
@retrovex1996 really damn dude sorry i havent had any audio issues at all
blitza700 22 Jul, 2018 @ 4:54pm 
I would love to know how you do the review like you have it's awesome
retrovex1996 22 Jul, 2018 @ 3:37am 
i'd have to say no to the audio, the audio on guns is terrible, it cut out and has no real flow to it they really need to fix it
Tony 20 Jul, 2018 @ 5:26pm 
@major brighton try it out its a bit harder then dark souls lol at lest in there u can take a few hits in this game one shot one kill if you know what your doing