First thing to note: I am crazy. I know not the cause, though I do have some theories. Long story short, you do not want to associate with me unless you're also crazy, in which case I don't want to associate with you because you're crazy. Crazy world we live in, huh?

One of the crazier things I do is make Starbound mods in the year 2024; this I consider the "thing I do", as it is the thing I am best at. (Unfortunately.)
If you're crazy enough to play Starbound in 2024, you can check them out in the collection below this text box. Please be warned though; at least 6 (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥) people have gotten weird in the head after playing "Maple 32", my main mod. Or maybe they were always like that, who knows? Not me.

I also do things other than modding, because I have a life, paltry as it is:
1. I play games, like DRG and HAWKEN (There is a way to play it on your computer in 2024 now! Some brainy guys I really respect made it possible. Don't know how, but I get to waste my life piloting a fake mech now!)

2. Sometimes I cook soup and other things for recreational and nutritional purposes.

3. Sometimes I go looking around in the dirt aside the road to identify the misshapen weeds that grow in dreary landscaping and drearier pavement, cracked from disrepair. I also mix the second and third, picking broadleaf plantains, dandelions, and other edible weeds to put in my soups. If you choose to do this yourself, just be careful to pick from non-sprayed landscaping so you don't get gigantic tumors in the most unfortunate of places.

My culture sometimes confuses people; I frequently use negative language in place of more correct words. Some examples: I might refer to a flower's "odor" or "stench". I might say "steal" in the place of "borrow". I might threaten to "throttle", "defenestrate", or "kill" you if you do something wrong, but actually mean "look down upon" or "be disappointed by" you. Things of this nature. Other people don't like this culture much, I have been told off before after making snide jokes about diving for gold in the sewer when discussing how ridiculous edible gold leaf is.

When I say spoonful I mean a large eating tablespoon that you would actually use at the table. Experimenting with the below recipe, as with any recipe, will allow you to create a version that better suits your tastes, budget, and mood.

Add ~1 spoonful of cocoa powder to a large mug. (If you have ♥♥♥♥ Hershey's powder cut with floor sweepings you will probably need more than this.)

Add ~2 spoonfuls of granulated sugar. (Different grain sizes will have different results, so will other sweeteners. Figure out what's best for you.)

Lightly stir the two together for a few seconds, don't make the dust fly everywhere though.

Add some water, stir it until it becomes a thin-ish sludge with no clumps. Lowball it at first; if it's too thin, the small clumps won't go away.

Heat 1.5 cups of milk in a glass kitchen beaker (2:00 in a 1000 watt microwave oven). You may also do this with other heat sources, but beakers are easier to clean than kettles or saucepans because of their shape and the fact they're made of glass.

Pour milk from an elevation into the cup of sludge so that it splashes a little bit and thus foams up. (I tried it with some ♥♥♥♥ hersheys and it refused to foam, IDK what's up with that, but probably semi-legal food adulteration. Better to get fair trade anyways.)

Stir a few times with a spoon to make sure everything at the bottom's properly mixing with the milk, since some solids sink to the bottom.

Burn your tongue because you were impatient and wanted to take a swig already.

Drink the cocoa.

Forget about the last fifth of the cocoa in the bottom because you were focusing on something and then drink it cold a half-hour later.