KebabEnjoyer's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2015 @ 7:13am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2015 @ 8:53am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2015 @ 9:56am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2015 @ 3:44am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2015 @ 8:41am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 4:23am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2015 @ 7:51am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2015 @ 9:16am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2015 @ 10:38am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2015 @ 12:48pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2015 @ 6:47am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2015 @ 7:49am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2015 @ 6:02am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 8:53am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2016 @ 7:11am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 3:01am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2015 @ 10:18am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2015 @ 9:30am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:43am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2015 @ 9:10am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 2:43am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 1:15am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2015 @ 5:12am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2015 @ 9:18am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2015 @ 12:18pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2015 @ 5:16am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 2:19am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2015 @ 10:25am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 5:28am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2015 @ 9:27am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2015 @ 7:24am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2015 @ 9:41am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2015 @ 7:56am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2015 @ 7:10am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2015 @ 7:14am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2015 @ 12:51pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2020 @ 6:51am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2015 @ 11:55am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2015 @ 8:34am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2015 @ 3:00am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2015 @ 2:45am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2015 @ 6:04am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 9:32am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 11:01am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 12:59pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2016 @ 7:02am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2016 @ 10:37am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 8:14am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 12:09pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2016 @ 10:18am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:34am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

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Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

27 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

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Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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