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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kazanma Tarihi 14 Tem 2015 @ 7:13

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Kazanma Tarihi 14 Tem 2015 @ 8:53

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Kazanma Tarihi 14 Tem 2015 @ 9:56

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Kazanma Tarihi 6 Eyl 2015 @ 3:44

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Kazanma Tarihi 14 Tem 2015 @ 8:41

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Kazanma Tarihi 2 Ağu 2016 @ 4:23

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Kazanma Tarihi 14 Tem 2015 @ 7:51

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Kazanma Tarihi 14 Tem 2015 @ 9:16

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Kazanma Tarihi 14 Tem 2015 @ 10:38

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Kazanma Tarihi 14 Tem 2015 @ 12:48

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Kazanma Tarihi 15 Tem 2015 @ 6:47

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Kazanma Tarihi 15 Tem 2015 @ 7:49

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Kazanma Tarihi 20 Tem 2015 @ 6:02

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Kazanma Tarihi 28 Tem 2016 @ 8:53

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Kazanma Tarihi 6 Şub 2016 @ 7:11

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Kazanma Tarihi 2 Ağu 2016 @ 3:01

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Kazanma Tarihi 14 Tem 2015 @ 10:18

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Kazanma Tarihi 14 Tem 2015 @ 9:30

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Kazanma Tarihi 2 Ağu 2016 @ 6:43

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Kazanma Tarihi 15 Tem 2015 @ 9:10

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Kazanma Tarihi 2 Ağu 2016 @ 2:43

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Kazanma Tarihi 19 Ara 2015 @ 1:15

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Kazanma Tarihi 15 Tem 2015 @ 5:12

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Kazanma Tarihi 15 Tem 2015 @ 9:18

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Kazanma Tarihi 14 Tem 2015 @ 12:18

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Kazanma Tarihi 15 Tem 2015 @ 5:16

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Kazanma Tarihi 15 Haz 2022 @ 13:24

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Kazanma Tarihi 2 Ağu 2016 @ 2:19

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Kazanma Tarihi 14 Tem 2015 @ 10:25

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Kazanma Tarihi 2 Ağu 2016 @ 5:28

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Kazanma Tarihi 14 Tem 2015 @ 9:27

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Kazanma Tarihi 15 Tem 2015 @ 7:24

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Kazanma Tarihi 14 Tem 2015 @ 9:41

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Kazanma Tarihi 14 Tem 2015 @ 7:56

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Kazanma Tarihi 14 Tem 2015 @ 7:10

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Kazanma Tarihi 15 Tem 2015 @ 7:14

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Kazanma Tarihi 14 Tem 2015 @ 12:51

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Kazanma Tarihi 28 Tem 2020 @ 6:51

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Kazanma Tarihi 14 Tem 2015 @ 11:55

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Kazanma Tarihi 19 Haz 2022 @ 13:15

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Kazanma Tarihi 15 Tem 2015 @ 8:34

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Kazanma Tarihi 6 Eyl 2015 @ 3:00

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Kazanma Tarihi 6 Eyl 2015 @ 2:45

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Kazanma Tarihi 20 Tem 2015 @ 6:04

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Kazanma Tarihi 28 Tem 2016 @ 9:32

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Kazanma Tarihi 28 Tem 2016 @ 11:01

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Kazanma Tarihi 28 Tem 2016 @ 12:59

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Kazanma Tarihi 29 Tem 2016 @ 7:02

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Kazanma Tarihi 29 Tem 2016 @ 10:37

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Kazanma Tarihi 31 May 2022 @ 8:14

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Kazanma Tarihi 28 Tem 2016 @ 12:09

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Kazanma Tarihi 29 Tem 2016 @ 10:18

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Kazanma Tarihi 15 Haz 2022 @ 13:23

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Kazanma Tarihi 2 Ağu 2016 @ 6:34



Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
7 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
27 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
1 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
22 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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