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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:19am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:55am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 12:38pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 11:57am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 11:59am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 8:03am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:54am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:03am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:25am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:01am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:41am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:16am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:15am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 11:57am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 11:45am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 2:51pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 10:25am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 10:47am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 11:26am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 11:30am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:06am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:11am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:36am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:26am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:06am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 11:06am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:52am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25pm