Dog Cop, dog cop is an enigma formed by scientists in the year 2013 when 3 Biochemicalphysicaloligist created a new form of alpha genetic human known as DogCop69 henceforth, DogCop69 is the lead in human evalution yet he has a defect! while in the labs DogCop69 was in a fatal mistake by one of the Biochemicalphysicaloligist Dr. Von Strutle Dropped DogCop69 from a 3 story balcony right on to DogCop69's Cranium leaving DogCop69 head severely malformed Dr. Von Sturtle was later euthanized for wasting the Yugoslavian Government's 600 billion dollars and 6000 man hours of work. DogCop69 was recovered and shows no signs of defect mentally besides sever symptoms of X-copieum166 a condition discovered by Dr. Nicklenosehaugenstrought. X-copieum166 is a condition that leaves its user with an uncontrollable urge to laugh at its users own jokes and to use very unfunny repetitive jokes like your mom, and deez nuts joke primeraly. further research is going into this yet is not a serious condiditon.