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1 person found this review helpful
139.4 hrs on record (101.2 hrs at review time)
Press turns are digital crack. I feel like I'm having an overdose every time I see a video destroying bosses in 1 turn.
Posted 18 July, 2024.
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51.4 hrs on record (47.6 hrs at review time)
Cavemanon, you did it again.
The game is more than good in my opinion.

It made me feel the emotions it wanted me to. Happy, mad, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UNCOMFORTABLE when it really wanted to do so.

Gotta protect her smile.
Posted 28 May, 2024.
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23.7 hrs on record (20.2 hrs at review time)
The lessons themselves are great. But having to pull out my inner RPG Player in me to play the game at a decent pace shouldn't be required. Don't add GRINDING and EQUIPMENT and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONE WAY DUNGEONS to your EDUCATIONAL LANGUAGE GAME!!

Other than that, good lessons, would recommend.
Posted 5 March, 2024.
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9.2 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
How did they make a game easier than Persona 5?
Posted 2 February, 2024.
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81.4 hrs on record (49.9 hrs at review time)
Clover deserved better.
Posted 24 January, 2024.
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1.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
[S] WV: Ascend is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing.

Figuring ♥♥♥♥ out in homestuck is amazing.

Mom Lalonde has a keypad that opens Jaspers grave. Dad breaks out of Derse prison, because he had John's PAIR OF TRICK HANDCUFFS. Bro unsheathes his katana from his back sheath (which was never seen again.)

A meteor crashed into John's house, it grew a white tree and that's what made PM's spherical base of operations!

A meteor CREATED the frog temple on Jade's ISLAND!!! AND IT LANDED BEFORE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DINOSAURS!!!!! THERE'S A PTERODACTYL FLYING ON SCREEN BEFORE IT CUTS TO THE OTHER GUYS!!!!!!!

God, Homestuck before Act 5 was AMAZING.

Oh yeah and this game is good I think.
Posted 14 November, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
63.9 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
This has got to be my favorite game on Steam right now.

It's Hollow Knight and Mario 64 fused into an absolute Beauty of a game design.

The skill ceiling is as large as the protagonist's ass, and super fun to play. THIS GAME should define what it means to be a action platformer.

I feel like I'm robbing the developers because of how low the price is for what the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game is.
Posted 11 October, 2023.
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23.0 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
THIS is what Soul Hackers 2 gameplay SHOULD HAVE BEEN!

Also I love that the place holder for LUCK BASED demon negotiation is now SKILL BASED bullet hell.

I need more DRPGs with enemy recruitment. I need more first person SMT games. This is filling my thirst for that taste.
Posted 3 October, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
10.4 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
The game is really damn good.

BUT UPLAY CAN EAT A ♥♥♥♥!

I shouldn't have to download a seperate launcher for the game I JUST INSTALLED.

Other than that, good game. I would reccomend.
Posted 21 September, 2023.
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215.5 hrs on record (152.3 hrs at review time)
I had to replay the entire game because I didn't know I had to max out 3 SPECIFIC SOCIAL LINKS FOR THE REAL TRUE ENDING WTF

Other than that, good game. I would recommend.
Posted 12 September, 2023.
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