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u pretty good just need better communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

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platinum chip

Ik dude it's been too long, miss you too brother <3

Been awhile lad, I've missed you all so much

It is I, your fellow dota 2 teammate

yo wtf who dis man????

Delivery of the Platinum Chip is non-negotiable

The Platinum Chip

two balls in my mouth

two dogs in the house

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Cutest guy ive ever seen