People often ask me if I have a job. The answer is yes, I do. My position is called beinga graceful white boy with a hint of swag. My duties are: being lit but chill at parties, having fresh clothes that are on trend, making women feel comfortable, always knowing the best spots in town to eat, smoking that good, and spitting lowkey fire bars but staying humble about it. And I won't ever get fired. If you don't like that, you can unfollow.

-rep idk why tho

-rep uncircumcised

u pretty good just need better communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely.

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