https://torontosun.com/opinion/columnists/goldstein-im-done-with-having-to-explain-myself-to-jew-haters

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Yo, yo, yo, its yo boy D Sizzle, comin' right at you with a desperate medical emergency! My friend Mathew has quickly descended into Dementia. It started very mild, y'know small things. He would say, "Hey Dillion! (With an i, which is wrong) Would you like to play some Counter Strike: Source?". The problem of course with this is that I am a double amputee, and could never play a computer; not to mention the outdated title. Then it got more severe, just yesterday he said to me, "Drewki (not my name, that's his dead brother veteran's name), would you like to go out and protest against Nixon?". Thinking he was joking I replied, "Ok boomer.". But he didn't laugh! That's when I knew something was really up. So I come to you now as my last resort, I think the remaining neurons may be evacuating as we speak. Please, please save my friend. Just make sure you don't press the pillow down too hard, I don't want him to suffer. Much regards, XOXO.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.