Scout: "Um... I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?
[Cut to a scene of a BLU Heavy, sitting near the third control point in Granary about to take a bite of a Sandvich, when he is poked in the head by the Scout's Bat.]
Scout: "Yo, what's up?"
[Cuts back to Scout in front of text.]
Scout: D-Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?"
[Back to Heavy and Scout, who are in a fistfight while yelling. Cuts back to Scout.]
Scout: "Basically - kind of a big deal!"
[Back to fight. Scout is strangling Heavy with his Bat.]
Scout: [flexes a scrawny arm] "Oh man, that's beautiful. Heh!"
[Cut back to fight, Heavy now has the Scout in a headlock. Cuts back to Scout.]
Scout: " Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'- [pokes the camera] I hurt people."
[Cut back to fight, The Scout whacks the Heavy in the gut with his Bat.]
Scout: "BOINK!"
Scout: [back to text] "I'm a force a' nature!"
[Scout hits the Heavy in the chin.]
Scout: "BONK!"
[Cuts back to Scout]
Scout: "If you were from where I was from, you'd be ♥♥♥♥♥♥' dead!"
[Cuts back to fight; Heavy is collapsed on the ground trying to reach for his Sandvich; the Scout runs up the side of a shipping container, jumps off and slams his Bat into the Heavy's head.]
[Cuts back to Scout]
Scout: "WOOO!"

Also feel free to add me on anything listed below


Xbox Account: B0NKAT0MICPUNCH
Battlenet: BonkAp#1662
Osu! BonkAP
Warthunder: BonkAP
Discord: Bonk!AtomicPunch#1383